Convenient Liaisons

He was a lizard in a phone salesman’s clothes. She was a pure barracuda. Little did they know, they were both packing heat. They smacked lips, grabbed their order to go and zipped west in her candy-colored Camry, looking for the next big thing and – if time – a Crates & Curtains.

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Bus to Bruges

An acclaimed Doctor of Antiquities, people once gossiped about him in five tongues. Now, he was just some fat guy in a djellaba with a big wallet and ugly mug. He gripped the dusty satchel of relics at his side. “Forty quid gets a spot in the back,” the smuggler snorted. “But no bags, mate.”

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